If You Were Going To A Halloween Party...

 Not that I am (alas), but if I were, what would I go as?

Someone on Twitter asked for costume ideas for a swingers' Halloween party, and this was my suggestion:

At a second-hand store, buy three or four fedoras and a toy pistol with holster.

On a belt, hang the holster and the hats, decorating the hats with washable blood stains and tiny circles of black cloth to represent bullet holes (making sure that the decorations can be removed without leaving traces, so you can clean the hats and donate them after Halloween).

Go as a Nice Guy Slayer.

I figured that costume would be popular with women, if not with men.

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