The Prompt (from a now-deleted account): I really want to get raped by a random stranger while on vacation and find out that their baby is in my belly a few weeks later. Tell me how you’d do it. My response: When I am cleaning the bathroom of your hotel suite (which you leave an absolute mess every morning - "The chambermaid will take care of it"), I take a careful look at your wheel of birth control pills. I recognize the brand and the dosage. Back in my wretched little room, I go through my collection of pills until I find the ones I'm looking for: Mexican children's chewable vitamins, but they're the same size and almost the same color, the same distinctive polygon shape. The next day, cleaning up the next day's mess, I make the substitution. I'm pleased to see that there is also a used tampon in the wastebasket. I begin counting days.... On the correct day, my alarm clock goes off at 4 AM. I use my staff key to enter your suite and find you, pass...